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Yo mama is so ugly that the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.

65+ Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Yo momma so ugly when she took out the trash and waited for the garbage truck, the truck took her.

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Whenever you find like you are a bad mum, just remember that the mom from Home Alone was halfway to Paris when she realized she was missing a child.

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Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.

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yo mama so fat her favorite pirate is chips ahoy.

Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

Yo mama so fat I use her as a queen size matress and she doesn't even know it Yo momma so fat Burger King hired her because she eats cows and shits hamburgers.

Yo Mama is So Ugly... Jokes!

1]You mama so fat she jumped out the window an went up : 2]You mama so Fat she went sky divin in a white coat an everyone thought the moon is fallin : 3]you mama soo small she can du backflips under the bed : 4]You mama soooo fat everytime she turns around its her birthday :P 5]Youu mama soo ugly a pig wouldn kiss her :P• Yo mom so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest they said you should be a judge Yo mama so ugly when there was a fire, the fireman carried her out, looked at her, and put her back in.

Geek Your Momma Jokes

Yo momma so fat, the rent money was stuck in her belly button for a month and ya'll got evicted cuz she could'nt find it Yo momma so fat, she lost a face cloth and a bar of soap in the crack of her ass trying to take a shower Yo mama so fat that if you tried to kick her butt you might never get your foot back Your Mama So Fat When She Bungie Jumps.

Yo Mama So Fat Best Jokes

You never know who has just lost an argument to a 3 years old.

Yo Mama is So Ugly... Jokes!

Yo mama so fat she needs a heavy license to walk.